[Рия Айян]

Доброго времени суток.
Подскажите, есть ли какое-то специальное название для подобных диалогов?

— Hello, are you there?
— Yes, who are you please?
— I'm Watt.
— What's your name?
— Watt's my name.
— Yes, what's your name?
— My name is John Watt.
— John what?
— Yes, are you Jones?
— No I'm Knott.
— Will you tell me your name then?
— Will Knott.
— Why not?
— My name is Knott.
— Not what?
— Not Watt, Knott.
— What?

Может ли кто-то привести еще примеры таких диалогов?
Диалог Буша и Кондолизы Райс у меня есть.

Если кто-то что-то подобное уже спрашивал, извиняюсь, далеко в сообщество я не лазила.

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[CD_Eater]

two tickets to Dublin
куда блин?
туда блин!

[Notaberria]

Диалог Буша и Кондолизы Райс у меня есть.

покажите его мне))

[Assana Rico]

и мне

[Рия Айян]

CD_Eater, спасибо =)
но хотелось бы все же на английском

Notaberria, Assana Rico,
George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[CD_Eater]

A:"I went to Steves house last night and it stank."
B:"EH ? What?"
A:"I said, I went to Steve's house last night and it stank."
B:"Oh, I thought you said I went to Steve's house last night and it's a tank"

[Rendom Haller]

Профессор и грузин Авас.

[Notaberria]

Рия Айян, КАКОЙ АД))))). Спасибо, повеселили старушку.

[Tallisha]

www.correctenglish.ru/humor/jokes/puns/
английский каламбур

[Зюнька]

не совсем то, но близко)

[Рия Айян]

CD_Eater, еще раз спасибо)

Rendom Haller, знаю, спасибо, но хотелось на английском))

Notaberria, всегда пожалуйста

Tallisha, благодарю, не совсем то, что я искала, но было любопытно

Зюнька, позабавило, спасибо =)

[Midnight Beast]

[Rendom Haller]

Рия Айян, ну, я свои пятькопеек кинул +)))